It is well documented that my father sends me (and everyone else he knows) the most ridiculous emails.  Most of them I don't open because I'm very, very afraid.  His computer always seems to be infected with one virus or another and I'm sure a lot of it has to do with him indiscriminately clicking links in emails that HE gets.
The other day I got one from him that the subject line alone had me terrified.  This is not something a father should be sending his daughter.  
The subject was "woodies."
That's just wrong.